Hearye Hearye, we are delighted to officially announce the emergence of the fine art of equestrian pugilism, revisited on your personal telephonic or pad-like modern device!

-Behold Yon Features:

SIMPLE, FUNNY GAMEPLAY
A horse, a stick, and an adventure to unfurl before your very eyes!

GAME CENTER
Climb score tables, wage vendettas, find true love, or become the supreme horse beater person!

EARN POWERUPS -OR- BUY THEM WITH YOUR RICHES
Includes The Autobeat 2000, The street urchin, Dr. Mgillicuddys 3X performance enhancing tonic, and an atomic bomb!

FACEBOOK BOASTS
We hear this feature is very cosmopolitan so we were obliged to include it.

THERE'S MORE
Weather effects! Cherubs! Victorian Ladies! A playlist of timely tunes recorded by the Royal Biscuit Symphony Orchestra!