Family dinners around the big table have long been a cornerstone of American life. We’ve all sat there, passed the mashed potatoes, listened to Grandpa pass gas, and shared glimpses of our lives with each other. Heartbreaks, new loves, classes at school, sports, current events, politics… normal life. We know where the line is for what is construed as “normal life”. We know what we can, and cannot discuss. There is an entire category and genre of topics which, if brought up at the dinner table, would swiftly draw a withering glare from the matriarch of the family. You knew, indubitably, that there were questions asked and topics that were absolutely, positively, never, ever, EVER to be discussed.

What’s the wildest bar you’ve ever been to in the world? Have you seen the infamous ping pong show in Thailand? What’s the wildest club in the United States? What really goes on in Amsterdam? Drugs? Sex Shows? Prostitution? What is it like to visit a real whorehouse like the ones in Reno? What is it like to have a colonic? What’s the wildest celebration or festival on earth? What are the mainstream types of sexual fetishes?

Questions this inappropriate have forever been hidden away from public consumption, and deemed as “undiscussed.” Until now. Close to 20,000 words, this is a small novel, the likes of which you have never seen. FREE PREVIEW OF FIRST CHAPTER!!!